call the taxidermist
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DEAR JULIAN
Dear Julian
Get back on your feet
There's a world out there and it's yours too
Dear Julian
Dare I do repeat?
Blaming it on me's not helping you
You should come out and look around
You might hear some wonderful sound
Someone call the florist
He can't locate her clitoris
Nor see trees there in her forest
What can I do? ooh
Call the taxidermist
Carries piss inside a thermos
Always seems a little nervous
What can I do? But tell you the truth
I'm an upstart too, Dear Julian just like you
Dear Julian
Stand to promenade
Throw some damn thing on and walkabout
Dear Julian
I'm a lousy dad
And if you bring a kid here, so are you
You know you could start over now
Step outside and look all around
Someone call the florist
He can't locate her clitoris
Nor see trees inside her forest
What can I do? ooh
Call the taxidermist
Carries piss inside a thermos
Always seems a little nervous
What can I do? But tell it to you
Here's a jolly clue
Dear Julian just for
Dear Julian just for you
-Horns and all that
Dear Julian
Don't you know it's true?
Hurts me so to see you waste your life
Dear Julian
Find you the right girl
One who's really proud to be your wife
You know you've been hiding inside
That just gets old, hearing you whine
Someone call the florist
He can't locate her clitoris
Nor see trees inside in her forest
What can I do? Shout it to you?
Call the taxidermist
Carries piss inside a thermos
Always seems a little nervous
What can I do? Ooh
But give you a clue
Dear Julian just for you
Dear Julian just for you
Dear Julian just for
Dear Julian just for
Dear Julian just for you
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